Arg. Just when we recover our energy from blogging one heckuva awesome Breakfast Princess cosplay, we need to dive back in with these crazy good Simon and Marcy cosplayers, complete with Hambo. Frankly, they look too legit to be cosplayers, right?
no op my stomach isn’t a fucking graveyard it’s a stomach you dumbfuck
for digesting organic material and turning it into shit
Can “graveyard guts” be a new awesome sounding insult for people who eat meat, like “bloodmouth” or “corpse chewer?”
why are vegan insults so fucking metal?
Boy, if we take both sides and put them on top of each other and add bread that’d be a damn good calzone.
i love vegans they make me sound so fucking hardcore
“what are you eating?”
THE FLESH OF A ONCE LIVING BREATHING SENTIENT BEING.
brutally drinks a glass of milk*
Vegatables are also living. and breathe. So the poster wants us to live entirely off of minerals and rainbows? I don’t even know how you could eat refracted light, the poster sure does make them sound Delicious though.
I particularly enjoy performing mummification on the flesh of the dead. Mmmm jerky and dried fruits